Pants Belt 101

after my ride home on the bus today i felt compelled to do some studying. not like you are probably thinking, school and all.......but about belts. why do we have belts? is it strictly for fashion, to look "kool"? this is what i think todays culture has told us. and like stupid sheep who dont know how to take care of ourselves (also due to the culture and society i might add), the youth of today have bought into this idea that the belt is a piece of fashion and therefore has no practical usage.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, let me introduce you to HOW TO PROPERLY USE A PANTS BELT 101 (aka, how to use a belt for idiots).

the purpose of the pants belt is to HOLD YOUR PANTS UP. you might want to repeat that to yourself several times. try recording it on tape and listen to it repeatedly while you sleep tonight.

here is what you want to do. go to the store and go to the belt section. find a belt and put it around your waist. when you buckle it, it should rest at or above your hip bone. NOT 6 INCHES BELOW IT!

news flash........most girls and women do not find your pants hanging at your knees or ankles attractive.......not to mention it makes me want to smack you for your stupidity. do not tell me it is comfortable, cause i dont buy it.

bottom line, the belt was made to hold your pants up, not make you look "kooler". if you want to look "kooler" go cut your hair. and ladies, if your "boyfriend" wears his pants like this, knock some sense into him! and i would also encourage you to stay away from anyone who wears their pants like that.

in closing, watch this video..........after all, who wants to be like this idiot?